My Name Is Jors.

Hi English people. My name is Jors...Jors of course,I'm a skateboarding Geezer from Afrique de Sud....Die Sud...JA Die Sud.I came here on Kenyan airlines trying to sell my wares,but guess vice grip prices must be lower elsewhere.So Squires from Cape to Nairobi is a crappy flight,but as I'm now here let's have a drink alright..I don't want your room temperature shite I'm from Cape town Bru,make mine a cold castle light. Make it gou gou my ou as I moet net Nou go go go.