As he came into the clinic
He was moving like a stiff brick
Laid him down on the table,
Couldn't stretch him, he wasn’t able
I walked in with all my needles,
He was beggin’—'be real gentle!’
But I’m the one they call the healer, and with these things, you wont feel them.
eddie, are you okay? So, Eddie, are you okay? Are you okay, eddie? (4x)
Eddie are you ok, i will tell you that youre ok. i took a look at your pulses, and your vitals, stick your tongue out, i think i got your diagnosis, its wind cold,
I will stick this in your sacrals, and your huatos, you wont feel them eddie
Eddie youll be ok, youll be ok , youll be ok Eddie (3x)
You’ve been hit, youve been struck by a smooth needler.
So as I needle down his channels,
To relieve all of his struggles,
Found the points that he was missin’,
Set the Qi into position.
Now the tension starts to waver,
Eddie’s face shows signs of favor.
With these moves I learned from practice,
He’ll be back to balance status.
Chorus
Eddie, are you okay? So, Eddie, are you okay? Are you okay, Eddie? (4x)
Eddie, are you okay? I’ll be workin’ on that back strain.
Checkin’ all of your meridians, moving Qi with all my skills then,
Target damp, move blood, stop the wind cold,
Every needle starts to unlock that Qi flow, Eddie!
You’ll be okay, you’ll be okay, you’ll be okay, Eddie! (3x)
You’ve been hit, you’ve been struck by a smooth needler…(skip 2 beats) pow!
Bridge
Now your shoulders start to loosen,
All the tension, I’m reducin’,
Feel the energy that’s risin’ up your spine,
From the points that I’m alignin’—look, you’re feelin’ fine!
Each pulse I check, a little smoother,
With my needles, I’m a mover.
Eddie, all that stress is leaving now.
Got that Zhen Jiu magic—here’s my vow!
Chorus
Eddie, are you okay? I’ll release that Qi today!
With needles placed so gently, find your balance, find your entry.
Say goodbye to all that soreness, and the heaviness you carry, Eddie!
You’ll be okay, you’ll be okay, you’ll be okay, Eddie! (3x)
You’ve been hit, you’ve been struck by a smooth needler…(skip 2 beats) pow
Outro
Now, Eddie’s sittin’ up, he’s smiling wide,
Says, “I feel so light, like Qi just glides!”
I nod, and say, “That’s how we roll,
In this clinic, healing’s the goal.”
Eddie, are you okay? Yeah, Eddie’s feelin’ fine.
He’s walking out with ease, and now that Qi aligns!
You’ve been hit, you’ve been struck by a smooth needler!
