Karri. Marri. Odonna. Loma. Molonu. Karrano.
Two twin girls go round the outside. Round the outside. Round the outside.
Two twin girls go Round the outside. Round the outside. Round the outside.
Woo (oh oh)
Guess who's back? Back again.
Slappy's back. Back. Back. Tell a friend.
Guess who's back. Guess who's back. Guess who's back. Guess who's back. Guess who's back.
Nah. Nah. Nah.
Nah-Nah- Nah- Nah.
I've created a monster. Cause nobody wants to see a monster no more I'm Slappy, I'm a splinter.
Well, if you want Slappy this is what I'll give ya.
A lil' bit of creep with some hard lacquer.
Some voodoo that'll jump start my heart quicker
Than ventriloquism creating realism.
By a ventriloquist when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the stage while he operating.
I've waited this long. Now I'm demonstrating
Cause I'm back. I'm bad and motivating.
I know that you got a job lil' Ms. Lindy.
But your sister's jealously is complicating.
The neighborhood won't let you be.
Or let me be. So let me see.
Your parents tried to take you away from me.
But it feels so empty without me.
Here's a tip. Try not to move your lips.
Forget that, let me sit and tighten your grip.
And get ready, I don't need you to help me.
I can speak for myself (Really!)
[Chorus]
This looks like a job for me.
So everybody just obay me.
Cause we need a lil' bit of Slappy.
Cause it feels so empty without me.
I said this looks like a job for me.
so everybody just obay me.
Cause we need a lil' bit of Slappy.
Cause it feels so emtpy without me.
A Tisket a tasket do what I say or you're gonna need a casket.
Anyone who's talkin' this and that bit.
Kris da copycat. You should get your butt kicked.
You're the worst, you can't do my tricks.
Mr. Wood. You think you should?
The new red headed dummy. You think you're better than me? You can't be. Let go. It's over.
Nobody listens to ventrilo.
Now let's go. Just give me the signal.
I'll be there with a whole list full of insults
I hope. Resentful and full of sin.
Ever since I was cut from a tree limb.
But sometimes it just seems, nobody wants to discuss me.
Am I disgusting?
It's just me. I'm just obscene. (Yeah)
I'm not the first king of ventriloquism. I am the worst thing since realism.
To do comedy routines so selfishly.
And use it to make myself wealthy.
Here's a concept that works.
Twenty million other dummy's emerge.
But no matter how may fish in the sea. I'd be so empty without Slappy.
Well, I'm back, da- na- na- na da- na - na - na
I see ya. Parents don't believe ya.
Better behave. Gonna be my slave.
No one can defeat me 'cause I'm Slappy.