Beat Style: Heavy, booming 808s with a slightly distorted, cinematic orchestral undertone.
(Intro)
(Sound of a digital glitch)
Yo, check the calendar. It’s 2026.
New year, same tricks.
We’re "Making America Great" again... or just making it weird?
Mic check, 1-2. Let’s look at the "Golden Age."
(Verse 1)
You said it’s a "Golden Age," but the shine’s looking thin,
When you’re sending out the Guard just to let the chaos in.
From Chicago to the coast, boots stompin' on the street,
While the "One Big Beautiful Bill" makes us pay for the seat.
Forty trillion in the hole, debt ceiling hit the moon,
But you’re worried 'bout Greenland? Better buy a parka soon.
You want the ice, want the minerals, want the whole North Pole,
While the rest of the alliance is just losing control.
(Chorus)
He’s got a plan for the milk, but no plan for the cost,
In the 2026 midterms, everything’s lost.
From the border to Caracas, it’s a global TV show,
But when the screen goes dark, where’s the money gonna go?
Yeah, the "Milk Mustache" is back, but the vibe is getting sour,
Just another day of chaos in the ivory tower.
(Verse 2)
You grabbed Maduro in the night, flew him up to the Heights,
Now you’re "running" Venezuela? Man, check the human rights.
Tariffs on the cereal, tariffs on the car,
The working class is wondering just who the hell you are.
You got RFK in the kitchen, tossing out the seed oils,
While the legal system’s heated and the whole country boils.
You’re firing the Fed, trying to break the "deep state,"
But the only thing you’re breaking is the interest rate.
(Bridge)
"Freedom 250"—is that a party or a threat?
We’re celebrating history with a mountain of debt.
You’re redrawing the maps, trying to gerrymander the win,
But even the base is wondering where the loyalty’s been.
Is it AI.gov or just a bot in a tie?
Hard to tell the truth when everything’s a "beautiful" lie.
(Verse 3)
H-1B fees at a hundred thousand a pop,
The Silicon Valley dreams just came to a stop.
You’re banning the apps and you’re tracking the feed,
While the healthcare "framework" is just corporate greed.
Five million losing coverage by the end of the year,
But hey, "Whole Milk is Back"—give the man a big cheer.
The "DOGE" is barking loud, cutting everything in sight,
But who’s gonna turn the power on in the middle of the night?
(Outro)
(Beat slows down, becomes atmospheric)
2026. Two hundred and fifty years of the dream.
Is this the "Golden Age" or just the end of the stream?
Keep the cameras rolling, keep the tweets on the screen,
It’s the wildest reality show the world’s ever seen.
(Sound of a TV turning off)
...Wait, did we actually buy Greenland yet?
