

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Met you by the docks Late Thought you were my lucky break Curve so cold I caught a chill Then that scent hit Time stood still (whoa) Thought we’d share fries Share fate You hit my nose Hit the brakes Heart said “go ” lungs said “wait” Even the gulls started to evacuate [Chorus] Thought you were my ocean date But that deep sea fate came late I was tryna make you my mate Then my nose got slapped by fate Thought you were my ocean date Love boat crashed at the gate Cupid showed up way too late ‘Cause my nose got slapped by fate (hey!) [Verse 2] You said “Boy Let’s take a swim” I said “Girl That tide too brim” You said “Why you act so shy?” My eyes said “yes ” my sinuses cried Had the flowers in my hand First time But the petals started jumpin’ off the vine Even my cologne tried to run away Left a note said “We’ll try another day” [Chorus] Thought you were my ocean date But that deep sea fate came late I was tryna make you my mate Then my nose got slapped by fate Thought you were my ocean date Love boat crashed at the gate Cupid showed up way too late ‘Cause my nose got slapped by fate (slapped by fate, yeah) (Solo)
Tags
Playful club-rap parody, male vocals; rubbery sub-bass and snappy drums with bright, cartoonish synth leads. Funky funny
1:19
No
3/25/2026