[Intro] Welcome to Ragnarok—the gods clash with mankind, When blood hits the floor, only legends survive. Thor vs. Lü Bu (Loo-Boo), hammer vs. halberd, Let the heavens bear witness—this war ain't standard.
[Thor – Verse 1] I’m the storm in the skies, Mjölnir in my palm, God of fuckin' thunder—I bring death wrapped in calm. You dare stand tall, mortal? Then fall like the rest, My swing cracks time, splits realms from your chest.
I faced Jörmungandr, serpent of fate, Slayed giants for breakfast, you? Just warlord hate. Lü Bu? You’re a whisper in the halls of Valhalla, I’m the beat in the war drum, the king of all trauma.
[Lu Bu – Verse 2] I’m the wind on the steppes, Red Hare at my feet, Thunder? I’ll silence that shit when our weapons meet. They call me the war god, the strongest under heaven, Your hammer swings wide—I counter with eleven.
You’re bound by myth, I’m forged in war’s truth, Crushed warlords and emperors in my fuckin' youth. From Hulao Gate to this divine disgrace, I see a scared little god wearin' fear on his face.
[Thor – Verse 3] You mistake patience for fear, silence for wrath, But I’ll bury your legacy in a god-forged path. You talk of your past? I talk with my strikes, One hit from Mjölnir—you’ll see endless nights.
You died betrayed, a puppet on strings, I am eternal—you rot while Valhalla sings. I don’t need armies, don’t need deceit, My enemies kneel when they feel this heat.
[Lu Bu – Verse 4] I died on my feet, never bowed to a god, Even in chains, I stayed battle-scarred and flawed. Your lightning? I’ve ridden storms just to train, Your divine status? Just another target to maim.
I spit in the face of fate, laugh at divine plan, Slayed my own masters, became my own man. No legends wrote me—I carved my own tale, Now I’ll carve through your chest as the gods pale.
[Outro] Blood stains the floor, pride cracks the air, Thor with his fury, Lü Bu's deadly stare. One forged by divinity, the other by pain, In Ragnarok's ring, only glory remains.