(Verse 1)
It was Sunday at the Linc, the beers were flowin’ fast,
Had my jersey on, feelin’ like a badass,
Crowd was roarin', wings were fryin',
Life was good — Lord, I ain’t lyin’...
(Pre-Chorus)
Then the nachos hit me wrong, and I felt that deadly dance,
In the middle of the anthem... I damn near sh*t my pants.
(Chorus)
Oh Philly, you broke me down,
In my green and white, I lost my crown,
From the upper decks to the marching bands,
I stood there frozen, sh*t my pants!
Go Birds! (but Lord, not my pants...)
(Verse 2)
I tried to make a run, but the crowd was packed in tight,
Every step I took, I knew I’d lose that fight,
Wavin' towels, screamin’ loud,
I just prayed I'd blend in with the crowd...
(Pre-Chorus)
But fate had plans and so did my underpants,
By the second quarter kickoff... I full-on sh*t my pants.
(Chorus)
Oh Philly, you broke me down,
In my green and white, I lost my crown,
From the upper decks to the marching bands,
I stood there frozen, sh*t my pants!
Fly Eagles Fly... (but not that high...)
(Bridge)
Now I’m sittin’ in the lot, my dignity’s all gone,
Wavin’ bye to my friends from the porta-john...
(Final Chorus)
Oh Philly, you broke me down,
In my green and white, I lost my crown,
From the Liberty Bell to these brown-stained pants,
I found true heartbreak... and second chance.
(Outro)
Yeah next time I’ll skip the chili fries...
Or bring a second pair... just in case I fly...