ZONA a shit show

**zona is a buggy shit show**  
*(screamed over 180 BPM breakbeat / raw digital hardcore / pissed-off 2004 MySpace-core energy)*

[Verse 1]  
Spawn in, crash out, loading screen eternal  
Rubberband ghost ride my corpse to the kernel  
Hit F1 for menu, game says “fuck you later”  
Desync ate my shotgun, now I’m food for the crater  

Every door’s a 50/50 whether it even exists  
Server tick rate’s measured in geological shifts  
I pressed E seventeen times, bro I’m still outside  
This code was written by someone who’s legally blind  

[Pre-chorus]  
Alt+F4 is mercy, but the taskbar’s frozen too  
Task manager begging “please don’t murder me dude”  

[Chorus]  
ZONA IS A BUGGY SHIT SHOWWWW  
Frame drops hit harder than headshots, LET’S GOOO  
Clipping through the map like it’s 2009  
Every update makes the spaghetti more entwined  
ZONA IS A BUGGY SHIT SHOWWWW  
Rubberband roulette every time I throw  
I just want one clean raid, is that too much to ask?  
FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK THIS TASK  

[Verse 2]  
Inventory dupe glitch? patched  
No, wait—still there, just more crashed  
Sound occlusion? more like sound possession  
Footsteps screaming from the other dimension  

Grenade bounced off invisible wall, came back to my face  
Hitreg said “nah fam, that bullet missed by grace”  
Three hours to extract, server dies at the gate  
“Connection lost” — yeah no shit, I fucking hate  

[Breakdown – pure screamed rage]  
WHY IS MY GUN SHOOTING AIR  
WHY IS MY LEG IN THE STAIR  
WHY IS MY CHARACTER PRAYING TO SATAN  
WHY IS THE LOOT TABLE LAUGHING AT ME LMAOOOOO  

[Final chorus – even louder, voice cracking]  
ZONA IS A BUGGY SHIT SHOWWWW  
I’ve seen less jank in Windows ME, bro  
ZONA IS A BUGGY SHIT SHOWWWW  
Patch notes read like a suicide note  
ZONA IS A BUGGY SHIT SHOWWWW  
I love this game and I want to set it on fiiiiiiire  

[Outro – fading into dial-up modem noises]  
…reinstall…  
…verify files…  
…please stand by…  
…we are experiencing technical difficulties…  
…fuck you…  

(end on distorted “shit show” scream that glitches into static)

There. Now go punch a wall and queue up again you masochist.

Rage