[Intro]
Hey, there goes Captain Save-a-Ho!
Always on the scene, just in case you didn't know
But when it comes to saving me, he's a no-show
Oh, Captain Save-a-Ho, where'd you go?
[Verse 1]
He’s got his cape, he’s got his team
Rushing to the rescue, living the dream
But when I call, it's crickets, silence, or maybe a meme
Guess I’m just not part of his rescue scheme
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, he’s saving queens, saving fiends
Playing hero on that late-night scene
But I just want a little save for me
Is that too much? Or just a fantasy?
[Chorus]
Captain Save-a-Hoe, hero in disguise
Saving everyone but my heart’s eyes
He’s the king of the rescue, but he leaves me low
Hey, Captain Save-a-Hoe, where’s my rescue?
[Hook]
Save her, save her, then forget her, oh-oh
Save her, save her, then forget her, oh-oh
Captain Save-a-Ho, hero in the show
But I need a little saving, don’t you know?
[Verse 2]
He’s busy with the rescue squad, running all night
Saving all the trouble, chasing neon light
But when it comes to me, he’s out of sight
Guess I’ll be alone, till he’s saved again in flight
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, he’s saving queens, saving fiends
Living on the hero’s theme
But in my story, I’m the scene
Waiting for my rescue routine
[Chorus]
Captain Save-a-Hoe, hero in disguise
Saving everyone but my heart’s eyes
He’s the king of the rescue, but he leaves me low
Hey, Captain Save-a-Hoe, where’s my rescue?
[Bridge]
Maybe I should cape up, fly up high
Rescue myself and say goodbye
But I keep hoping, maybe, just maybe
He’ll save me someday, totally
[Outro]
So here’s to Captain Save-a-Hoe, oh-oh
Saving everybody, just not me, you know
Maybe one day he’ll come around, you know
Until then, I’ll just say, go, hero, go!
[Hook]
Save her, save her, then forget her, oh-oh
Save her, save her, then forget her, oh-oh
Captain Save-a-Hoe, hero in the show
But I need a little saving, don’t you know?
