(Verse 1)
Yeah, they're not wrong, I'll be the first to admit
My ball's in the water, a brand new Titleist
(Chorus)
Swung my club so hard, thought I’d knock myself out Instead it went a foot behind meMy ball took a hard turn and landed in the parking lot
(Verse 1)
I'm bad at golf, but my life's so sweet
Got a pocket full of money
Shanking to the left, slicing to the right
tearing up the turf
(Verse 2)
Yeah, they're mad at me, screaming on the green I give a little wave
Hole number five, it's a dogleg right
flew out of sight I got a vintage cart, no brakes and no roof
Driving through the sand traps, I'm living proof is as hard as my SHHH
if your swing is whack
And your wallet's so fat it's busting your back Sun's sinking low, casting shadows on the green
Another missed putt, the worst shot you've ever seen
(Verse 3)
Saw the club pro staring, shaking his head in disbelief
My slice is so wide it brings a man to grief
He offered me lessons, said he'd fix my form
I just handed him a hundred, said I'd rather ride out the storm
(Chorus)
Swung my club so hard, thought I’d knock myself out Instead it went a foot behind me
(Verse 4)
My swing is a disaster, and my slice is a terror My ball’s in the clubhouse, through a window and a wall boi
(Chorus)
The ninth hole is a par-4, a simple, easy shot
My ball took a hard turn and landed in the parking lot
(Verse 5)
Hit a brand new Mercedes, set the car alarm off quick
I just yelled, "Fore!" and handed the owner a stack of bricks (of cash)
I didn't hand him anything I lied and hope in my car and left came back two weeks later
(Verse 7)
My swing coach quit on Tuesday, said get a life
man forget that man Ill just play so I tried to hit a floo shot, right over a tall tree
But the ball just went straight up and landed back on me so now it's to pack it up
(Outro)
Swung my club so hard, thought I’d knock myself out Instead it went a foot behind me so what My ball took a hard turn and landed in the parking lot
