Jack Daniel Alien (Country Rock)

[Verse 1]
Out in the black he zips through stars
Drinking on Jack at cheap alien bars
A spaceship's belly full of booze and cigars
He abducts the weak we’re all in his jars
[Chorus]
He’s reckless high and out of his mind
Across the galaxy he leaves bottles behind
But swerving his ship can’t read the signs
Collision course with fate was a matter of time
[Verse 2]
Plasma shots and a whiskey buzz
He's always drinking doesn’t stop or pause
Human screams echo not just because
They're trapped in the grip of his drunken claws
[Bridge]
But then the comet flashing bright
Crosses his path and blinds his sight
He crashes hard and lost his flight
A mangled mess of sparks and light
[Chorus]
He’s reckless high and out of his mind
Across the galaxy he leaves bottles behind
But swerving his ship can’t read the signs
Collision course with fate was a matter of time
[Verse 3]
US men in black they’re on the scene
Pulled him out he’s stinking obscene
Chains on his wrists now he's going in jail
Wrecked alien who's now sober as hell
[Chorus]
He’s reckless high and out of his mind
Across the galaxy he leaves bottles behind
But swerving his ship can’t read the signs
Collision course with fate was a matter of time
[Outro]
He's a drunk alien who speeds so fast, 
Normally he's got his finger up your ass,
Now he's captured and 6 floors below
No more booze for this drunken green fellow
He's a Jack Daniels Alien... wooohoooo,

Grit Country, Rock Ballad with Warm Melody, male