🤣 That’s legendary. The Disneyland lie makes this kid even more iconic — like a little con artist with snacks in his pockets and a game plan tighter than his swim diaper. Let’s update the chorus and a few key lines to make sure Bentley’s “I’m TWO” trick is clearly tied to Disneyland only. ⸻ 🎵 “He’s TWO.” (Updated Version) A dubsteppy toddler anthem of chaos, candy, and cunning park hacks ⸻ 🎛️ Intro (glitchy voice with rising bass) 🎶 He’s THREE… but at Disneyland? 👶 “I’m TWO!” 💥 That ticket price just got wrecked. Bentley on deck. ⸻ 🎤 Verse 1 (unchanged) He’s snackin’ like Pac-Man, stashin’ all the fries, Dippin’ in your dinner with them big blue eyes. Hot Wheels hit? He’s itchin’ like a fiend, Crack-level NEED — it’s a candy-colored dream. Grabs your lollipop, pockets it slick, Says, “Y’all some suckers, and I got the stick.” Jumpin’ in the pool, splash zone is real, Life vest? Nah. This kid swims on feel. ⸻ 🎧 Pre-Chorus Build (minor tweak) B-b-Bentley bounce — snacks in his mouth — Crumb trail crazy from the bed to the couch. Sticky hands, fast plans, sippin’ juice like a king, But at the gates of Disney? He does his thing… ⸻ 💥 CHORUS (Updated) 🎵 “I’m TWO!” — when the Mouse is watchin’, Turned three yesterday, but now he’s plottin’. Ticket lines long, but he skips that queue, Smile on blast like “What? I’m TWO.” 🎵 “I’m THREE!” — as soon as we leave, Goes back to snack snatchin’ like you wouldn’t believe. Pocket full of gummies, wild on the loose — That kid’s runnin’ game in light-up shoes. ⸻ 🎤 Verse 2 (unchanged) Slide through Target, he’s scannin’ like a hawk, See that Hot Wheels rack? You better block. One in the cart, one in the hand, One in his hoodie that he “forgot to scan.” 😏 Cold Stone? Nah, that don’t impress — Unless he can steal your cone mid-bite — no stress. Bunk beds? Nah. He’s crashin’ wherever, Jumpin’ off the couch like it’s WrestleMania forever. ⸻ 🎧 Bridge Build (unchanged) Crayon on the wall — check Goldfish in the vents — check Your snacks? Gone. Your shoes? Wet. 🎤 “I’m THREE!” — don’t forget. ⸻ 💥 Final Chorus (Updated) 🎵 “I’m TWO!” — when it’s park time grind, Saves you hundreds of bucks with that mastermind mind. Slick little smirk, got the cast on his side, Rides Dumbo free, then hits the teacup ride. 🎵 “I’m THREE!” — once the castle fades, Back to chaos and toddler raids. He’s Bentley, baby — and yeah, he knows the rules… But at Disneyland? He bends ’em like tools. ⸻ 🎛️ Outro (slow giggle + beat echo) 👶 “I’m THREE now…” “But earlier?” 👶 “I was TWO.” 😏 Bentley out.

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