Ticked Off But Timeful by Poncho - Zona

Ticked Off But Timeful

Track · Apr 7, 2026 · English

Ticked Off But Timeful

Poncho

Duration

3:25

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Busted heirloom on my table

Gears in a Ziploc bag

Someone said, “It made a funny noise”

Then hit it with a shopping mag

Granddad’s clock, four generations

Now it wheezes when it chimes

You break ’em in a couple minutes

I date ’em back a hundred times

[Chorus]

I’m fixin’ all your tragic TikToks

Nah, kid, that’s not how you wind a clock

If you have to use a hammer, maybe just stop (just stop)

You bring me all your tortured antiques

Ask if I can make ’em “ring on beat”

I’m the doctor of destroyed antiques

Your favorite time-fixing freak

[Verse 2]

One guy “cleaned” his cuckoo bird

With dish soap and a hose

Now the bird just coughs at noon

And points wherever it thinks north goes

You glued the pendulum to the case (why?)

You stapled springs into the wall (who does that?)

Then wonder why time’s running late

Buddy, time’s scared of you, that’s all

[Chorus]

I’m fixin’ all your tragic TikToks

Nah, kid, that’s not how you wind a clock

If you have to use a hammer, maybe just stop (hey!)

You bring me all your tortured antiques

Ask if I can make ’em “ring on beat”

I’m the doctor of destroyed antiques

Your favorite time-fixing freak

[Bridge]

You say, “Can you make it play my playlist?”

I say, “It’s from 1802”

You say, “So just add Bluetooth, right?”

I say, “It survived a war, not you”

[soft sax riff, finger snaps]

[Chorus]

I’m fixin’ all your tragic TikToks

If it ticks, you’ll probably make it stop

Then drag it in a grocery bag to my shop (oh no)

You bring me all your tortured antiques

Ask if I can make ’em “vibe this week”

I keep time for every lost antique

But I can’t fix what you did last week

Style

jazzlaid-back smooth jazz with brushed drumsupright bass walking lazilyand warm rhodes chords; male vocals lean playful and slywith sax fills answering punchlines. choruses open up with stacked background “doo-bah”sbridge drops to bass and snaps before a final cheeky tag.smooth jazz

Prompt

A funny Jax song about fixing antique clocks that other people have destroyed. Smooth jazz. Humorous

Credits

Prompt by

Poncho

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