### **[Intro]**
Dr. Weird is gonna be pissed!
The Leprechauns have the RainbowMaker!
They're mugging people for kicks!
They want the Nikes!
But I'm wearing sandals and sweatpants!
It's an insult to their entire operation!
### **[Verse 1]**
An exercise in self reflection, shoot yourself
Clad in Sea Lab 2021 cast-offs, I'm a mess, I'm a mess
Sweatpants, sandals, flip-flops on the go
The Leprechauns are losing their minds in the snow
They stole Dr. Weird's RainbowMaker
Now they're mugging the populace, taking their kicks
But I'm a walking disaster, a fashion icon of despair
While they're plotting their next move in the air
### **[Chorus]**
(Explosive, melodic chorus)
An exercise in self reflection, shoot yourself
I quote Blood Meridian because I think it's deep
I quote The Haar because I read it yesterday
Xavier: Renegade Angel is laughing at my grave
An exercise in self reflection, shoot yourself
I'm fascinated by the refracted light
But the leprechaun has luck on his side
I'm just a walking bibliography of despair.
### **[Verse 2]**
Avalon can't save you forever, it'll just rip you apart from the inside
I'm sprinting to the end of my life, how far down does this cavern go?
The silt is kind of wild down here, it's not a cave it's the Haar
I quote Sea Lab 2021 just because I can
It's an exercise in self reflection, shoot yourself
I'm fascinated by the refracted light
But the leprechaun has luck on his side
I'm just a walking bibliography of despair.
### **[Bridge]**
(The music drops to a slow, sludge metal groove)
The Meso american soup of my failures
Xavier is watching, a renegade angel's plight
No money, no job, no taste
It's all just a simulation of a life
The Leprechauns are mugging people for their shoes
I'm wearing sandals
They hate me
They hate me
### **[Guitar Solo]**
(Chaotic, atonal shredding)
### **[Chorus]**
An exercise in self reflection, shoot yourself
I quote Blood Meridian because I think it's deep
I quote The Haar because I read it yesterday
Xavier: Renegade Angel is laughing at my grave
An exercise in self reflection, shoot yourself
I'm fascinated by the refracted light
But the leprechaun has luck on his side
I'm just a walking bibliography of despair.
### **[Outro]**
(Accordion plays a sad, wrong note)
An exercise in self reflection
Shoot yourself
The Leprechauns are taking my shoes
I'm wearing sandals
Sea Lab 2021
"Remember, no russian"
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