[Verse 1]
I’m a church-raised, every-Sunday, small-town son
Shake your daddy’s hand, say “sir,” then I’m done
But line up them limes, pour that gold in a glass
And I go from mow-the-lawn
To mowin’ down gas
[Chorus]
‘Cause tequila makes me crazy
Turns my halo into sparks
I start drag racin’ in a Walmart cart
Kissin’ strangers in the parkin’ lot
Dancin’ on a table till I damn near fall off
Tequila makes me crazy
Rips the brakes right off my heart
Yeah, I go from halfway decent
To wild and half-ass smart
Tequila makes me crazy
And I keep goin’ back to the bar
[Verse 2]
I’m a hold-the-door, “yes ma’am,” blue-jean saint
Pay my bills on time, don’t cuss, don’t complain
But salt on the rim and a shout with my friends
And I’m textin’ my ex
Then her best friend again (oh no)
[Chorus]
‘Cause tequila makes me crazy
Turns my halo into sparks
I start drag racin’ in a Walmart cart
Kissin’ strangers in the parkin’ lot
Dancin’ on a table till I damn near fall off
Tequila makes me crazy
Rips the brakes right off my heart
Yeah, I go from halfway decent
To wild and half-ass smart
Tequila makes me crazy
And I keep goin’ back to the bar
[Bridge]
I swear it off every Sunday
Till Friday comes around
One more shot, one more bad idea
Yeah, I’m back on that crown (hey!)
[Chorus]
‘Cause tequila makes me crazy
Turns my halo into sparks
I start drag racin’ in a Walmart cart
Kissin’ strangers in the parkin’ lot
Dancin’ on a table till I damn near fall off
Tequila makes me crazy
Rips the brakes right off my heart
Yeah, I go from halfway decent
To wild and half-ass smart
Tequila makes me crazy
And I keep goin’ back to the bar (oh yeah)