[Intro – Spoken Lazy AF]
sigh
Man… all this shit is so troublesome.
Pass the blunt. Let’s make it strategic though.
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[Verse 1 – The Lazy Genius Enters]
I’m the shadow in the smoke, plan deep in the haze,
Rollin' pressure while I plot ten-thousand ways.
Hokage dreams? Bitch, please—I’d rather nap,
While they swing swords, I’m smokin' tree in my lap.
IQ off the charts, THC in my veins,
Movin' slow as fuck, still ahead of the game.
Don’t need a Rasengan, I just breathe and chill,
Watch me paralyze ops with my mind, that’s skill.
Sippin' tea, thinkin' three steps past your rage,
Whole world loud—I’m the calm on the stage.
Told ‘em all once: “Y’all can keep that crown,”
I got clouds in my brain, and I ain’t comin’ down.
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[Hook – That Nara Clan Chill]
IQ and THC, all I need,
Roll my fate like shadow weave.
No fucks left, but I got that tree,
Life’s a drag, but it burns lovely.
Plot in smoke, I ain’t movin’ fast,
Let ‘em run, I just outlast.
High as hell, still thinkin’ clean,
I’m the Nara genius, the smokin' king.
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[Verse 2 – Stoned Strategist Flexin']
I see the war, see the stress, see the pride,
Me? I just roll one and recline outside.
Let ‘em shout jutsu, let ‘em punch walls,
I’ll dismantle your crew with no chakra at all.
Leaf pack loud, but I stay discreet,
Shadows stretch long while I’m blazed in the seat.
They ask how I win when I barely try,
It’s the IQ, bitch—and the way I stay high.
I dodge drama like I dodge meetings,
Dip from love scenes, skip all the greetings.
But Temari know I’m sharp when I spark,
Light one with a smirk, then vanish in the dark.
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[Hook – Outro Floatin']
IQ and THC, that’s the blend,
No cap, no stress, just the wind.
World’s on fire—I’m in my zone,
Thinkin’ ten moves ahead with a blunt and a moan.
Yeah… IQ and THC,
Genius stoner, that’s just me.
Shikamaru, out this bitch—
Now lemme spark up and go think some slick shit.
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[Outro – Spoken, half asleep]
Yo... don’t wake me unless the world ends…
Even then, gimme like five more minutes...
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