[Verse 1]
Swipe it
Tap it
Tiny cross on the plastic
Smiling in the mall like magic
Trying on a halo from a clearance rack
Scroll it
Share it
Repost what a saint said
Quote of the day on a fake thread
Praying with a thumb, never eye contact
[Pre-Chorus]
Got a preacher in your podcast
Selling blessings by the cart
Tiny angel in your bio
But a demon on your card
[Chorus]
You’re dancing with the discount devil (hey!)
Spinning in fluorescent heaven
Thought box full of fake messiahs
Pre-lit halos, streaming choirs
You won’t know who was in your head
’Til the screen goes dark, and the bill turns red
You’re dancing with the discount devil
In a buy-one-get-saved special
[Verse 2]
Sunday
Drive‑thru
Sacrament in a paper cup
“Be kind” on the bumper stuck
Honking at the kid in the crosswalk line
Blue pills
Red pills
Which one matches your outfit?
Algorithm as your prophet
Telling you your sins are “Just my sign”
[Pre-Chorus]
Got a savior in your slogans
Customized to fit your brand
Every prayer a new promotion
“Click agree” to join the band
[Chorus]
You’re dancing with the discount devil (oh yeah)
Spinning in fluorescent heaven
Thought box full of fake messiahs
Pre-lit halos, streaming choirs
You won’t know who was in your head
’Til the screen goes dark, and the bill turns red
You’re dancing with the discount devil
In a buy-one-get-saved special
[Bridge]
[Beat drops to half-time, eerie synth choir]
Who’s that voice in your head at night?
Is it comfort, is it credit, is it likes?
When the curtain falls and the booth shuts tight
Will your “Amen” match your life? (will it?)
[Chorus]
You’re dancing with the discount devil
Spinning in fluorescent heaven
Thought box full of fake messiahs
Pre-lit halos, streaming choirs
You won’t know who was in your head
’Til the screen goes dark, and the bill turns red
You’re dancing with the discount devil
And the real Judge walks in, so careful…