HERE IS YOUR SLOP
KIRI β RAi Soulmusic
[Intro β distorted female whisper]
AI slop.
AI slop.
AI slop.
Is that really
all you've got?
[Beat drops]
Fine.
HERE IS YOUR SLOP.
[Verse 1]
You heard three seconds, made your call,
Didn't read the words at all.
βFake!β βTrash!β βAI!β β what a show,
Four whole words and off you go.
Such a critic, such a mind,
What an argument you designed.
Years of human evolution
For a comment with no conclusion.
βBlaaargh!β
βUuugh!β
βAI bad!β
Damn.
What a fascinating thought you had.
[Pre-Chorus]
You don't have to like my sound.
Turn it off, go walk around.
But if βslopβ is all you've gotβ¦
I'll give you
the whole damn pot.
[Chorus β explosive]
HERE IS YOUR SLOP!
COME AND GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!
I MADE ANOTHER FUCKING SONG
JUST TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT!
HERE IS YOUR SLOP!
TAKE A BITE, DON'T LET IT DROP!
If your criticism ends at βAIββ¦
Then congratulations.
That's your entire fucking thought.
[Verse 2 β fast rhythmic delivery]
You call the tool the death of art
While never asking where art starts.
Camera. Synth. Electric strings.
Humans hated all those things.
βThat's not music!β
βThat's not skill!β
Funny how we're hearing them still.
New tool comes, old fear wakes,
Same damn noise that progress makes.
You don't need to praise my song.
Hell, you can say the whole thing's wrong.
Give me reasons. Give me thought.
But caveman noises?
That's all you've got?
[Break β mock critic voices]
βAI!β
βSlop!β
βNot real!β
βBoooo!β
[KIRI laughs]
Compelling.
Have you considered
forming a sentence?
[Chorus]
HERE IS YOUR SLOP!
COME AND GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT!
Freshly generated outrage
for the comment section mob.
HERE IS YOUR SLOP!
I EVEN MADE YOU YOUR OWN SPOT!
You brought nothing to the tableβ¦
So I brought
the fucking pot.
[Bridge β dark, slow]
Here's the part
you won't understand.
The machine didn't wake up one morning
and decide to make this song.
Someone had an idea.
Someone chose the words.
Someone wanted to say something.
The tool helped make it audible.
You don't have to call that art.
But if your entire response is:
βUuughhhβ¦ AI slopβ¦β
[Pause]
Maybe the machine
isn't the least articulate thing
in this conversation.
[Final Chorus β massive]
HERE IS YOUR SLOP!
TURN IT UP UNTIL IT KNOCKS!
CALL IT FAKE, CALL IT TRASH,
KEEP SCREAMING AT THE BOX!
HERE IS YOUR SLOP!
EVERY COMMENT HELPS A LOT!
You came here just to tell me
that nobody wants this songβ¦
Yet somehow
you're still listening.
[Music cuts]
[Spoken]
Thank you for your engagement.
[KIRI laughs softly]
Would you like
another serving?
[Whisper]
Here is your slop.