“Red-Bearded Rage (Backwards Hat Anthem)”

(gtr fb)

(m voc) Backwards hat on—he’s already mad!

(dr fast)

Long red beard, Jeep that screams,

Wake the block, killin’ dreams,

Argues w/ ghosts in the checkout line,

Calls all radio songs swine.

(gang voc)

Red-beard rage! No god, no rules!

Loud mouth, big truck, breakin’ tools!

Flip the bird on the local stage,

This one’s for Jared’s red-beard rage!

(gtr riff)

Rude as hell, no “sir” said,

Chainsaw mouth, words half-dead,

Bloodhound brain, Suicidal phase,

Flirts w/ a nun just to set her ablaze.

He don’t pray, he don’t kneel,

Rev that Jeep, spin the wheel,

Laughs at rules, tears the page,

Book of red-beard rage!

(gang voc chant)

Red-beard rage! Crank it to ten!

Start a fight—do it again!

Cuss you out, flip the stage,

Live legend: red-beard rage!

(bass grind)

Likes his songs like his dates—rough,

Loud, dirty, never enough,

Jokes that cross the line,

Winks—“Guess you ain’t my kind.”

(gtr chaos)

Red-beard rage! No church, no cage!

Jeep so loud it burns the sage!

Cowboy & Jared, outlaw age,

Turn it up—red-beard rage!

(gtr ring / fb fade)