CANT BE MONDAY ALREADY

Verse 1

Clock radio screaming out a warning sign.

Wiping the sleep out of these eyes of mine.

The calendar is lying right to my face.

Time-travelled into a terrible place.

🪕 Chorus

It can't be Monday, I swear it ain't right!

'Cause I was drinking a cold beer on Friday last night!

Somebody stole the weekend, it vanished in thin air.

I'm staring at my boots in utter despair.

Yeah, it can't be Monday, it was Friday last night!

🎸 Verse 2

Hit the time clock, dragging my heavy feet.

Boss man is yelling, but my brain is asleep.

Two days of freedom gone in a flash.

Back in the blender for the corporate cash.

🪕 Chorus

It can't be Monday, I swear it ain't right!

'Cause I was drinking a cold beer on Friday last night!

Somebody stole the weekend, it vanished in thin air.

I'm staring at my boots in utter despair.

Yeah, it can't be Monday, it was Friday last night!

⚡ Bridge

(Upbeat, driving electric guitar and banjo solo)

Where did Saturday go? Did it even exist?

Sunday slid right by through the morning mist!

🪕 Chorus

It can't be Monday, I swear it ain't right!

'Cause I was drinking a cold beer on Friday last night!

Somebody stole the weekend, it vanished in thin air.

I'm staring at my boots in utter despair.

Yeah, it can't be Monday, it was Friday last night!

🎸 Outro

No, it can't be Monday!

Bring back Friday night!

Turn the clock back around!

(Big final drum hit and guitar chord)