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Yeah baby, all you can eat chinese food at Burger King. I can’t miss that shit!

I’ll eat so much General Tso’s, I’ll start smelling like gorilla shit!

I’m looking at this fortune cookie that’s says you can eat my shit!

Call me Jesse the way my tip pink, man!

I Walk in the room and I immediately fucking stink, man!

If you’re a butts guy then I’m sorry but you’re gay, man!

When I go bird hunting, I shoot the eggs in the nest, I don’t give a fuck!

Then I go to KFC and ask if they have buckets of fuck!

Cause I ran out of fucks!

Cause I ran out of fucks!

Cause I ran out of fucks!

Cause I ran out of fucks!

Yo! Shout out to my childhood heroes!

The Bayou Boys, Murky Puddles and Sturgeon Eggs!

They’re the best, they sing about worms in walls and shit!

Also, shout out to my brother, he’s stuck at the Mexican border!