[Verse 1]
You text “u up?” like it’s a personality
Call basic manners a rare ability
You lose your keys, then you lose my trust
Somehow your laundry is a national fuss
You want applause for remembering dishes
Then act surprised when I make my decisions
I brought the map, the snacks, and the plan
You brought one sock and a half-baked “damn”
[Pre-Chorus]
I’m done translating every little sigh
Done being mother, manager, alibi
You call it complicated when I ask for the truth
The bar was underground and you still fell through
[Chorus]
Boys, get it together, I said what I said
Big talk, small follow-through, chaos in your head
Boys, get it together, I’m leveling up
You can keep your bare minimum—I’ve had enough
I don’t need perfection, just someone who shows up
If the shoe fits, sweetheart, lace it up
Boys, get it together
I’m seriously done giving a damn
[Drop]
Get it together
Seriously done
Bare minimum? Not this one
Get it together
Watch me run
You had your chance, now look what I’ve become
[Verse 2]
You said “I’m different,” then copied the same
Three-day silence and a last-minute game
You want a girlfriend, therapist, chef, and fan
But can’t pick a restaurant or make a real plan
I know your favorite excuse by heart
“I’ve been so busy” while you’re online till dark
You call me intense ’cause I noticed the facts
That isn’t a problem, it’s a reading of stats
[Pre-Chorus]
I’m done translating every little sigh
Done shrinking my standards so you feel five feet high
You call it complicated when I ask for respect
I’m not demanding—I’m setting the check
[Chorus]
Boys, get it together, I said what I said
Big talk, small follow-through, chaos in your head
Boys, get it together, I’m leveling up
You can keep your bare minimum—I’ve had enough
I don’t need perfection, just someone who shows up
If the shoe fits, sweetheart, lace it up
Boys, get it together
I’m seriously done giving a damn
[Bridge]
To the good ones: communicate, hydrate, call your mom
To the rest: congratulations, you inspired this song
I’m not bitter, I’m busy, I’m better alone
My peace has a password—you don’t get the code
[Final Chorus]
Boys, get it together, I said what I said
Big talk, small follow-through, chaos in your head
Boys, get it together, I’m leveling up
You can keep your bare minimum—I’ve had enough
I don’t need perfection, just someone who shows up
If the shoe fits, sweetheart, lace it up
Boys, get it together
I’m seriously done giving a damn
[Outro]
Get it together
Seriously done
Next time, bring more than a thumbs-up, hun