Sky Diving
I have Acrophobia
I am afraid of the altitude
I climbed trees
I climbed mountains
Heights bridges
I go to the top of skyscrapers
Around the Globe
Just to text my self
I want to conquer
My Acrophobia
Sky Diving
I do it but inside myself
I am shitting my pants
I feel like peeping my pants
I am afraid
I am terrified of heights
But I am a Macho, Macho Man
I could do it
With my tail inside the Butt
Sky Diving
Lets do it
I get on the little plain
The sky diver
Hook me up to him
We are three dumb ass
Doing it
In The little shit plain
We were seven total
The plain goes
Shu, shu, shu
Uhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh
Around in circle to reach altitude
We the jumpers
Screaming like girls
Ahahahahah
Ahahahhah
Do you want to live forever
Do you want to live forever
The instructors
Saying come down
Everything is ok
Fuck that
This fucking plane is going to fall
No no no no
Get me out of here
Well big boys it is time for
Sky Diving
The door open
Only the blue sky
Some white clouds
Bright sun
10,300 feet from the ground
Are you Pussy
Or are you
Pussy
I am standing at the door
Holding the door
My instructor
Ask what is your name
I say
Sammy
That mother flower
Just throw us in the air
I am screaming like a Bitch
Ahaahahahahahahahahaha
Ahahahahahhahahahahahah
Ahahahahhahahahahhahahah
Ahhahahahahahahahahahahah
I touch the clouds
With my hands
We are falling fast
Fast, fast, fast
My face goes
Bla, bla, bla
Bla, bla, bla
Air goes through every hole
I feel like pupping
I feel like peeping
Nothing
We keep falling
For 30 seconds
It felt
Like it was for ever
Finally the parachute opens
Wowowowowowow
Wowowowowwow
I breath
I breath
Normal
In 43 seconds we land
We land
Like cotton on earth
What rush
What rush
Let do it again
Let do it again
Yo Mama
Yo Mama
In bikini
In bikini
Never again
Thank
I am not Crazy
Sky diving is for lunatics
Lets go Sky diving
Lets go Sky diving
Lets go sky diving
[Chorus]
SamSanclemente
