Too Many Cats

They're climbing the curtains tearing the seams

Whiskers in the shadows plotting their schemes

Too many cats in my little flat

And every single one thinks they're the aristocrat

They pounce they leap they own the night

Their eyes like lasers glowing bright

Too many cats too many paws

Scratching the walls breaking the laws

Too many tails flicking around

Furry chaos no peace to be found

One on the fridge one in the sink

Another's sipping milk from my drink

Fur on my pillow fur on my chair

They're everywhere I swear it's unfair

They rule the roost they call the shots

My home's their kingdom I'm just a prop

Too many cats too many meows

Jumping on tables ignoring my vows

Too many whiskers brushing my face

This feline invasion's taking my space