Rubber ego

Straw hat low like you own the sea,

Screaming about dreams like destiny.

“Pirate King” every chance you get,

But you rush in first and call it a bet.

Rubber fists fly, same old move,

Stretch, punch, win — predictable groove.

Lose a fight? Nah, not for long,

Plot armor thick keeps you strong.

Always hungry, never a plan,

Charge ahead yelling “Yes I can!”

Crew saves the day, brains and skill,

While you just laugh and test your will.

Pain don’t matter, you never learn,

Every arc ends with your return.

Smile wide in the middle of war,

Chaos around, you still want more.

Captain title, loud and free,

World bends just so you can be.

Not true hate, just jokes I spun—

But man, Luffy… you’re an annoying one 😏