all of my friends are notarized and trans
Geeking off the smoke shop delta 8 blinker
I love smart women they call me Steven pinker
Steven please unblock me on twitter
I read Bronze Age mindset and I thought it was a fucking stinker
Why do you look like that in your mugshot
got poop all over your face and you eat nothing but garlic knots
I’m a black kettle also known as a pot
Went to the bank and when I checked my balance all they said was that I had a lot
Fat death core guys always amuse me
I see your emmure shirt and next thing is I gotta sit down cause im getting dizzy
My grandma likes to play bowling on the Wii
I used to know a guy named Damien but he changed it to Lee
He runs a landscaping business with some other guys who never went to college and they started a podcast that lasted for a few episodes
I don’t be fucking with the current presidential administration but I don’t watch the news
a lot of the people I went to school with are gonna end up working for the antichrist
but all imma do is hit the delta 8 blinker and cry to terrapin station
Wow you majored in public policy your new name is Nicolae Carpathia
Rest in peace Jerry Garcia and XXXTentacion
and all those who died in the red army during World War 2
I would be a good political debater if I didn’t have autism
Sometimes when I get anxiety I suffer from the shakes
And this usually comes about when I’m getting harassed by homeless people
I bonded with my girl by watching to catch a predator and eating Jersey mikes
I wish the whole world had autism
The mushrooms told me that drunk people should be arrested
Like in North Korea
I love North Korea
I wanna visit North Korea
Otto Warmbier should have obeyed the laws of North Korea
He wouldn’t have been arrested in he listened to what they told him in North Korea about not entering the fifth floor of the hotel
South Korea needs to turn off the lights at night
Cause in North Korea they’re trying to sleep
I’m just a white guy who fucks heavy with juche
But like how they did it in the rural people’s party I don’t fuck with it in a weird way
They call me the Kim Il Sung of hitting delta 8 blinkers
My room is called the democratic people’s republic of vibes
I’m glad Matt Christman suffered from a stroke
I used to be subscribed to the chapo trap house patreon
I love North Korea
I love North Korea
I call my girlfriend North Korea
I call my dog North Korea
I call deli meat North Korea
I call my opps North Korea
I call Donald trump North Korea
I call my toilet North Korea
I call the physics department North Korea
I call my Pennsylvania turnpike bill North Korea
I call South Korea North Korea because one day they’ll be unified
And we’re gonna force Charlie Kirk to eat chocolate cake until he becomes obese on live television
Once we all live in North Korea, James mason will be forced to testify as to why he has an affinity for 15 year olds
Like Otto Warmbier did
In North Korea