(Verse 1)
I laugh when the ceiling caves — what else is new?
Life hands me chaos like it thinks I’ll say “thank you.”
Every “lesson learned” is just recycled trash,
Another cosmic joke with a half‑priced crash.
(Pre‑Chorus)
Smile wide — the world’s on fire,
Sarcasm’s my formal attire.
(Chorus)
Dark humor sarcasm, carved into my grin,
I joke about the void ’cause it’s less dumb than them.
If the truth’s too heavy, I’ll gift‑wrap it snide,
Laughing at the wreckage like it’s all justified.
Dark humor sarcasm — my everyday shield,
A smirk sharp enough to cut any battlefield.
(Verse 2)
I toast to disasters like they’re fine cuisine,
Serve regret on a platter with a garnish of “mean.”
Every scar’s a punchline, every flaw’s a roast,
I’m the king of mockery — long may I ghost.
(Pre‑Chorus)
Smile wide — the world’s on fire,
Sarcasm’s my formal attire.
(Chorus)
Dark humor sarcasm, carved into my grin,
I joke about the void ’cause it’s less dumb than them.
If the truth’s too heavy, I’ll gift‑wrap it snide,
Laughing at the wreckage like it’s all justified.
Dark humor sarcasm — my everyday shield,
A smirk sharp enough to cut any battlefield.
(Bridge)
If pain had a stage, I’d headline the tour,
Tell jokes ’bout the secrets you’d swear were obscure.
Smile like a weapon, laugh like a dare,
Mocking the darkness like it’s not even there.
(Final Chorus)
Dark humor sarcasm — my blade and my brand,
I laugh through the shadows you don’t understand.
If the world wants tears, I’ll give it a grin,
A joke, a jab, and a wink dipped in sin.
Dark humor sarcasm — my permanent flair,
If I’m not okay, I’ll pretend I don’t care.
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