[Verse 1]
Pole in the water, heart in my hand
Dreamin' of dinner, but I’m stuck on dry land
Bait’s on the hook, but the fish ain't impressed
I'm out here stressin’, this ain't my best
Mosquitoes treat me like a buffet line
Fish scatter quick when they see my shine
Boots in the mud, soul in the creek
The outdoors don’t love me, it’s playin’ hide-and-seek
[Chorus]
I ain't caught nothin’, not even a clue
Maybe fishin’ ain’t the thing I’m meant to do
Love the outdoors, but it don’t love me back
Caught mosquito bites, not a bass, that’s a fact
[Verse 2]
Tried castin' far, then tried it near
Fish just laugh, they ain’t showin' no fear
Beer’s gettin’ warm, my patience is cold
I’m startin’ to think I was oversold
Dragonflies buzz, playin’ tag with the breeze
Me? Just swattin’, gettin' bit by these fleas
Worms in my pocket, dirt in my nails
The fish must be readin’ my epic fails
[Chorus]
I ain't caught nothin’, not even a clue
Maybe fishin’ ain’t the thing I’m meant to do
Love the outdoors, but it don’t love me back
Caught mosquito bites, not a bass, that’s a fact