Tiny Boss Assistant

[SECTION: INTRO]

They say “she glowing,” yeah I see that
Meanwhile I’m Googling where the snacks be at
Whole house running on new routines
I just got promoted to emotional support machine

She say “don’t move,” I freeze mid-step
Heartbeat loud like I failed a test
Everybody smiling like life so neat
I’m just tryna learn how to rub her feet

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[SECTION: VERSE 1]

Morning sickness? That’s cap, that’s lies
It’s random chaos at surprise times
Fridge full stocked like a corner store
Still somehow I’m making midnight runs for more

She want pickles… now she don’t
Want fries… now she won’t
I’m nodding like “yeah I get the plan”
Whole time I don’t understand

I say “you okay?” wrong tone, wrong day
Now I’m apologizing in seventeen ways
Sauce came late? That’s on me
I ain’t even know I ran delivery

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[SECTION: PRE-CHORUS]

They say this moment magical
My stress level astronomical
One wrong joke, I’m done by morning
Proceed with caution — zero warning

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[SECTION: CHORUS]

Dad during pregnancy, we outside
Tiny CEO already switching my vibe
Kicking through her like rent overdue
I ain’t met you yet — but I salute you

Everybody like “bro that’s sweet”
I’m massaging ankles, losing sleep
Miracle? Yeah I know that’s true
But this miracle got attitude too

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[SECTION: VERSE 2]

Sleep schedule? Gone, retired
Rolling over mission require manpower
App say “baby the size of a peach”
Tell that peach why it fighting her spleen

Hormones loud like surround sound
One minute peace, next minute lockdown
I try to help — that’s bold, I guess
Fold laundry wrong? Full system reset

Talking soft like I’m diffusing bombs
Reading articles at three a.m. calm
Learning breathing, counting kicks
Practicing dad jokes early… strategic

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[SECTION: BRIDGE]

Yeah she snap, yeah she sass
I’m assembling cribs real fast
Painting rooms and building dreams
Trying to be stronger than I seem

And when I feel that little move
Through her belly… yeah that’s truth
Everything loud just fade away
Like “okay… you on the way.”

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[SECTION: FINAL CHORUS]

Dad during pregnancy, stand proud
Walking careful, thinking loud
It’s chaos, cravings, swollen feet
But this tiny CEO? Elite

Yeah I’m nervous, yeah it’s wild
Counting days till I see my child
Whole life shifting — brand new style
I been a man… now I’m a dad in trial

Playful upbeat male rap, bouncy tempo, catchy hook, confident fun delivery, modern drums, light humor tone, warm emotion