[Intro, Spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen... Bananas and gentle-bananas... If you got feet, move 'em! If you got hips, prove 'em! Three, two, one—
BANANA MODE ACTIVATED!
[Verse 1]
Woke up dancing, hair all wrong, Pancakes singing my favourite song, Neighbour's cat got shades on too, Everybody vibing in fluorescent shoes!
Grandma spinning like a disco queen, Dog got rhythm, if you know what I mean, Ice cream truck dropping heavy bass, Whole town smiling with pudding on their face!
[Pre-Chorus]
One banana! Two banana! Three banana! GO!
Left foot wiggle, right foot slide, Shake that pineapple side to side!
[CHORUS]
Bop bop banana! Everybody say na-na-na-na!
Bop bop banana! Spin around like a party llama!
Bop bop banana! Hands up high, go ba-ba-ba-ba!
Bop bop banana! Jump jump jump till mañana!
Na-na-na-na! Ba-ba-ba-ba! Everybody bouncing like a monkey in pyjamas!
[Post-Chorus]
Banana! Banana!
Hey!
Banana! Banana!
Hey!
Peel it! Feel it! Shake it! Reveal it!
(Don't slip!)
[Verse 2]
DJ Chicken on the turntables now, Penguin moonwalking, don't ask how, Uncle Steve in a leopard suit, Dancing so hard he lost one boot!
Robot waitress serving fries, Disco lasers shooting through the skies, Somebody brought an inflatable goat, Grandpa crowd surfing in a tiny boat!
[Pre-Chorus]
One banana! Two banana! Three banana! GO!
Wiggle your ears and clap three times, Party fruit should be classified crimes!
[CHORUS]
Bop bop banana! Everybody say na-na-na-na!
Bop bop banana! Spin around like a party llama!
Bop bop banana! Hands up high, go ba-ba-ba-ba!
Bop bop banana! Jump jump jump till mañana!
Na-na-na-na! Ba-ba-ba-ba! Everybody bouncing like a monkey in pyjamas!
[Dance Break]
[Spoken]
Hold up!
Everybody freeze!
Now point at somebody who looks suspiciously fabulous!
Point! Point! Point!
Now—
Banana Wiggle!
Left! Left!
Right! Right!
Peel! Peel!
Jump! Jump!
Monkey face!
Everybody scream—
"OOH OOH AAH AAH!"
[Bridge]
When life gets crazy, And your socks don't match, Just find the groove, And throw on a hat!
No worries tonight, No stress, no drama, Just dancing forever, With the Bop Bop Banana!
[FINAL CHORUS]
Bop bop banana! Everybody say na-na-na-na!
Bop bop banana! Spin around like a party llama!
Bop bop banana! Hands up high, go ba-ba-ba-ba!
Bop bop banana! Jump jump jump till mañana!
Na-na-na-na! Ba-ba-ba-ba!
Everybody bouncing like a monkey in pyjamas!
Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
HEY!
Banana! Banana! Banana! Banana!
HEY!
[Outro]
[Music strips down to just drums and crowd chants)]
Bop bop banana...
Bop bop banana...
[Whisper]
Don't forget your potassium...
[Huge bass drop]
BANANAAAAAAAAAAA!!
JonnyOnit
