Doctor Doctor Don’t You Dare

Doctor, doctor… oh no no no

Doctor, doctor… don’t you dare

(Instrumental beat hit – 2 bars)

Walked in last week, said Doc I’m not okay

You smiled, said relax, it’ll fade away

But deep inside, alarms were on

My heart was dancing to a warning song

Step by step, I tried to explain

But you just waved away the pain

I looked around, the walls were white

But something in the air just wasn’t right

Cold hands — white light

Something in the air just didn’t feel right

Heartbeat quick, breath in tight

Oh doctor, something’s not right

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

Touch that needle, don’t you stare

You say it’s love, you say it’s care

But ooooh — I’m not prepared

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

No no no — don’t you dare

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

Yeah yeah — don’t you dare

Back again, fever on repeat

Head spinning like a bassline beat

You said rush rush to emergency

Like a scene from a pop melody

Stethoscope on, lights too bright

This isn’t just another night

I tried to smile, but truth was bare

I whispered softly, doc beware

Cold hands — white light

Something in the air just didn’t feel right

Heartbeat quick, breath in tight

Oh doctor, something’s not right

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

Touch that needle, don’t you stare

You say it’s love, you say it’s care

But ooooh — I’m not prepared

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

No no no — don’t you dare

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

Yeah yeah — don’t you dare

Heartbeat sync with the monitor beep

Secrets hiding where the charts run deep

He said “Why this song, why the glare?”

I smiled and said “Because you’re my doc — beware!”

Little laugh, the beat don’t stop

Pop goes the sound of the doc

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

Touch that needle, don’t you stare

You say it’s love, you say it’s care

But ooooh — I’m not prepared

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

No no no — don’t you dare

Doctor doctor, don’t you dare

Yeah yeah — don’t you dare

The doc asked, Why are you singing this about me?”

I said, Because you’re my doc

(Beat drop — echo fade)

Doctor doctor… don’t you dare