Borebag

Let me tell you about a man

A Scottish man

A funny man

A wee bore bag is he

He's Paul

Now is he a ginger

U ask with glee

I think I'd say he's ginger free

Bald as a badger it's plain to see

There's more hair on his willy

Than a badgers arse

Never one to mince words.

He makes sailors blush and quite

Possibly a closet lush

Now all of this is just in jest cos Paul the bore bag is the best

Bore bag

Bore bag

Tiktoks biggest bore bag

He's quick with a joke

He's a real top bloke

He's a bore bag

His tiktoks very own bore bag