Prompt / Lyrics
PRE-INTRO: [Spoken, dry, sarcastic] Yeah… welcome to the club Where you pay for everything and get nothing back And somehow, it’s still your fault VERSE 1: [Rap, dry, subtle sarcasm] Alarm rings, swear I’m dead Coffee’s cold, toast burned to blackened bread Emails piling, screaming like they know me Boss calls — yeah, they definitely don’t owe me Traffic crawling, honks like a war zone Life’s a rerun, nobody laughs, I groan Rent’s due, fridge empty, laundry on strike I’m holding it together… barely, like some kind of tyke CHORUS / HOOK: [Rap, louder, confident, sarcastic edge] Surviving adulting, somehow I’m here Bills and heartbreak, drowning in beer Fake smiles, fake plans, just keep it clear Chaos is life… but I volunteer Surviving adulting, it’s the daily grind Deadlines and hangovers, all intertwined Laughing at nonsense, sanity declined Welcome to adulthood… luck of the blind VERSE 2: [Rap, dry, subtle sarcasm, slight exaggeration] Dating’s a joke, ghosted again Apps say “perfect match,” life says “when?” Gym bag dusty, membership dead I’m living proof adulthood’s misread Fridge smells like regret, maybe mold Phone notifications stabbing, so bold Friends ask how I’m doing, I reply “Just surviving chaos… barely alive” and I might cry BRIDGE: [Rap, chaotic, sarcastic anger, slightly exaggerated] Tax forms screaming like horror movie scenes Neighbors yelling, dogs plotting schemes Coffee spills, deadlines crush my vibe I’m here… barely keeping my pride Hands up if you’re still breathing air We’re messy, we’re tired, screaming ‘life isn’t fair’ Adulting’s absurd, tragic, and planned And somehow… somehow, we still stand FINAL CHORUS / HOOK: [Rap, louder, confident, sarcastic edge] Surviving adulting, somehow I’m here Bills and heartbreak, drowning in beer Fake smiles, fake plans, just keep it clear Chaos is life… but I volunteer Surviving adulting, it’s the daily grind Deadlines and hangovers, all intertwined Laughing at nonsense, sanity declined Welcome to adulthood… luck of the blind
Tags
Rap / Hip-Hop, Sarcastic, Dry Humor, Confident, Adult Humor, Chaotic, Realistic, Tongue-in-Cheek, Slightly Angry
Duration
2:03
Instrumental
No
Created
2/19/2026