**[Verse 1]**
Andrea’s coming, she’s tearing through the coast,
Barry’s right behind her, he’s screaming like a ghost.
Chantal’s spinning wild, she’s got that stormy vibe,
Dexter’s the new kid, bringing chaos to the skies!
The forecast’s looking rough, the winds are getting loud,
2025’s got storms that’ll shake the crowd.
From Karen to Van, they’re breaking every plan,
Hurricane season’s here, let’s make a stand!
**[Chorus]**
Storm names of ’25, they’re tearing up the night!
From Andrea to Wendy, they’re ready for a fight!
Raging through the streets, with a pop punk beat,
We’ll scream through the rain, never face defeat!
**[Verse 2]**
Erin’s got the thunder, she’s shaking up the shore,
Fernand’s throwing punches, leaving wreckage galore.
Gabrielle’s a rebel, she’s howling through the pines,
Humberto’s got the power, flipping warning signs!
The WMO’s got lists, they’re cycling every six,
But when the names get retired, they’re gone like broken picks.
Imelda’s got a scar, from flooding Texas wide,
But we’ll keep rocking out, with the ocean as our guide!
**[Chorus]**
Storm names of ’25, they’re tearing up the night!
From Andrea to Wendy, they’re ready for a fight!
Raging through the streets, with a pop punk beat,
We’ll scream through the rain, never face defeat!
**[Bridge]**
Oh, Nestor’s coming fast, Pablo’s on the chase,
Rebekah’s got the waves, crashing in your face!
Sebastien’s a screamer, Tanya’s breaking free,
Van and Wendy close it out, a stormy legacy!
We’re boarding up the windows, but our hearts are open wide,
Crank the amps, we’ll sing through the hurricane’s wild ride!
No supplemental list, no Greek alphabet tonight,
Just power chords and storms, we’re ready for the fight!
**[Chorus]**
Storm names of ’25, they’re tearing up the night!
From Andrea to Wendy, they’re ready for a fight!
Raging through the streets, with a pop punk beat,
We’ll scream through the rain, never face defeat!
**[Outro]**
When the skies clear up, and the winds all fade away,
We’ll still be singing loud, for the storms of yesterday.
2025, you tried to break our hearts,
But we’re pop punk kids, we’ll tear the clouds apart!
*(End with a crunchy guitar riff and a final shout: "And as always… stay sexyyy!")*
