[Verse 1]
Boots on the rug
Dice hit the map
Cleric sayin’ “slow down”
Rogue’s layin’ out the trap
Paladin’s prayin’
Barbarian flexed
DM’s smirkin’
Checkin’ his text
Door creaks open
Room full of foes
Wizard squints once
And everybody knows
[Chorus]
(It’s) fireball or bust
Every time we roll up
“Careful” ain’t for us
He just lights it all up
Treasure
Town folk
All turned to dust
‘Cause it’s fireball
Fireball or bust
[Verse 2]
Rogue marked targets
Got that perfect line
“Let me sneak in first”
He says every time
Paladin’s speechin’
Talkin’ ‘bout grace
Wizard’s bored stiff
Dice already in his hand
“Just one little spell”
He grins too wide
DM whispers “Dex save”
We all just dive
[Chorus]
(It’s) fireball or bust
Every time we roll up
He yells “I cast—” we cuss
Table flips right up
Quest log scorched
Plot hooks rust
‘Cause it’s fireball
Fireball or bust
[Bridge]
We had one stealth plan
We had one quiet road
He turned that alley ambush
To a crater in the code (hey!)
NPCs runnin’
Shop signs charred
But he’s laughin’ in the smoke
Like a hometown star
[Chorus]
(It’s) fireball or bust
Every time we roll up
Map’s just ash and crust
DM’s givin’ that look
Campaign’s chaos
That’s our luck
Yeah it’s fireball
Fireball or bust
[Outro]
Table full of heroes
Brains all fried
“One last cast?” he asks
We all sigh
[breakdown riff]
“Fine
Hit it
Man”
“One more time for us”
He stands
Fist raised
Fireball or bust