Hi honey! I’m home!

**Verse 1**

Hey there, babe, I'm finally home, Had a wild night, and I’m drunk to the bone,

The guys had me laughing, yeah, you know how it goes,

Yes! I know I'm tipsy, and it shows!

**Chorus**

Oh, honey, don't you frown,

I swear, it's not what you think, I ain't messin' around!

Lipstick on my shirt, but I promise it's all a joke,

Just me and the boys, sharing laughs and smoke!

**Verse 2**

Wife's got her hands on her hips, oh no, Says | smell like flowers, lipstick and Joe,

"Now she’s giving me two Choices, Front yard or back?" But baby, it's cold, let's cut me some slack!

**Chorus**

Oh, honey, don't you frown,

I swear, it's not what you think, I ain't messin' around!

The night's been wild, but l'll make it right, Just give me a smile, and hold me tight!

**Bridge**

You know l'd never stray, I'm just your silly clown,

So let's laugh it off, babe, don't wear that frown,

With whiskey in my veins and love in my heart,

I'm your faithful hubby, we'll never part!

**Outro**

So what do you say, let's not yell and fight all night?

Grab a drink, cuddle close, everything's alright!

With you by my side, I can take on the world,

My sweet honey bunny, my beautiful girl!

Don’t put me out in the cold,

Let’s just go to bed and not be bold,

Only you honey I want to hold,