Who Blew Up the Bathroom?

[Verse]
Who set the bomb off in the porcelain room
A mystery cloud
A toxic perfume
The walls are weeping
The tiles might crack
Even the mirror wants to turn its back
[Prechorus]
It’s not just bad
It’s catastrophic
This ain’t a smell—it’s apocalyptic
[Chorus]
Who blew up the bathroom
I need to know
A dead body’s fresher
That’s not even low
Who blew up the bathroom
Come on
Confess
This level of stink is beyond a mess
[Verse 2]
The paint is peeling
The air is cursed
I thought I’d seen bad
But this is the worst
The plants in the corner just gave up and died
The toilet’s embarrassed
It’s trying to hide
[Prechorus]
This ain’t just gas
It’s nuclear power
I’m holding my breath
Counting the hours
[Chorus]
Who blew up the bathroom
It’s out of control
A crime against noses
A threat to the soul
Who blew up the bathroom
Let’s hear the truth
This odor is criminal
No more excuse

funky, bass-driven with a playful horn section