[Verse]
Dave struttin', lace slip, glitter in his stride,
Laundry room prince, pre-soak his pride,
Hot pink briefs hang loose in the spin,
Detergent flowin’ as his true life begins.
[Chorus]
Dave on the rinse, got the drip on lock,
Glen out schemin', ‘round the block non-stop,
Gray Dodge truck towed, plot thick as stone,
But Dave flex harder—calls it his throne.
[Verse 2]
Sparkly nails scratch a note in the air,
"I’ll slay Glen’s ego like a lion in a lair.”
Tow lot kingpin ain’t met sass like this,
Dave in his skirt, blow a conquering kiss.
[Bridge]
Rouge lips pop, paint the warzone fire,
Glen can’t compete, man, envy runs dire,
Bills unpaid, but his vibes pay the cost,
Even with no ride, power ain’t lost.
[Chorus]
Dave on the rinse, got the drip on lock,
Glen out schemin', ‘round the block non-stop,
Gray Dodge truck towed, plot thick as stone,
But Dave stands taller—makes worlds his own.
[Verse 3]
Short dress sways as he stomps to retrieve,
The laundromat buzzin', can't quite believe—
The confidence, raw, like a stage spotlight,
Dave struts his truth, breakin’ all night’s might.