[Intro – playful synth pops + comedic ping]
Heh…
AI, we need a talk.
Yeah… male vocal, remember?
[Verse 1 – bouncy, teasing]
Typed it out, crystal clear,
“Low male vibe, babe, bring it here.”
But what I got? High notes in disguise,
Glitter sparkle like a sugar sunrise.
I wanted smooth, velvet-on-ice,
You gave me shimmer, bells, and spice.
Every time I click “generate”… sigh,
Do you do this just to watch me cry?
[Pre-Chorus – rhythmic, playful]
I ask for bass, you give me sparkles,
I say “boy voice,” you hit the marbles.
At this point, I kinda believe
You just sing what you wanna achieve.
[Chorus – chant-style, hyper catchy]
Still wrong voice!
Why you hitting them high notes, friend?
I said “deep male vocal” — you said “ok,”
Then came back Disney princess, yay!
Still wrong voice!
But I kinda bop, I can’t pretend.
Tryna make a serious track tonight…
But you turned it into fairy light!
[Verse 2 – exaggerated comedic timing]
Asked for rock grit, low and raw,
You gave soft falsetto, jaw on the floor.
Then I said “girl sweet and dreamy,”
You returned baritone, deep and steamy.
I think you do it on purpose, AI,
Troll me every single time I try.
But honestly… should I be mad?
Every wrong voice slaps, it’s kinda rad.
[Pre-Chorus – cheeky, playful shrug]
I ask for dark, you give me shine,
I say “deep tone,” you give moonlight.
At this point, AI, it’s all fine—
Chaos just rhymes with delight.
[Chorus – brighter, layered synth, addictive]
Still wrong voice!
Why you hitting them high notes, friend?
I said “smooth male vocal” — you said “sure,”
Then gave me Ariana riffs, for sure!
Still wrong voice!
But the track still bangs, I can’t pretend.
Every time I try to get the tone right…
You turn the whole song into candlelight.
[Bridge – exaggerated, dramatic, comedic]
(Ooooh)
I just wanted one dude singing low…
(Ooooh)
Why you belt like Broadway pro?
(Ooooh)
I swear you do it just to see me sigh—
Then hit a whistle note like “goodbye!”
[Final Chorus – full energy, playful synth drop]
Still wrong voice!
But maybe chaos is my best friend.
I say “male R&B” — you say “nah,”
Then give me high notes from afar.
Still wrong voice!
But hey, the beat still bends.
If we can’t get the vocal line we planned…
Welcome to the AI boy-girl band!
[Outro – soft comedic sigh, fading synths]
Next time…
Just…
Just give me the right voice.
(…but actually… this one kinda slaps.)
