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Once I took a date to a fancy restaurant. As we sat down, i said, "I'm so glad we're finally alone. I've been wanting to try something new.

Jen replied, Like what.

I whispered, I've always wanted to try bondage. Would you like to get tied up.

Jen smiled and said, Only if you promise to pay the bill. Explosive moments cost to clean up.

Let's talk about it. Air that shit out baby. Tell me all about it. Every ronchy dirty embarrassing thing you've done. What you did. What it is. Let it out baby.

Believe it or not I Used to drink alot,

A drunk guy stumbled home and found his wife in bed with another man. He shouted, What the hell is going on here. The wife replied, just having a little wine and cheese night.The husband slurred, Wine and cheese. That's not what I'm paying for. Where's the fukkin mac crackers.

Let's talk about it. Air that shit out baby. Tell me all about it. Every ronchy dirty embarrassing thing you've done. What you did. What it is. Let it out baby.

A therapist told me, My problem is I'm too repressed. I want you to go home and have wild, crazy sex. Then i asked, But what about my wife. The therapist replied, Don't worry, she'll understand. Just tell her it's therapy and send her the bill.

Let's talk about it. Air that shit out baby. Tell me all about it. Every ronchy dirty embarrassing thing you've done. What you did. What it is. Let it out baby.

This one time

An adult film star visited her hometown and ran into her old teacher. The teacher asked, What have you been up to.

She replied, Just doing some research for a film. The teacher asked, What kind of film. She whispered, The kind where you have to sign a waiver before watching.

Let's talk about it. Air that shit out baby. Tell me all about it. Every ronchy dirty embarrassing thing you've done. What you did. What it is. Let it out baby.

A man hired an escort for the night. As they undressed, he noticed she had a tattoo of a chicken on her butt.

He asked, Why the chicken tattoo.

She replied, Well, I was drunk and it seemed like a fowl idea at the time.

He laughed and said, That's egg-cellent. But seriously, how much for the whole night. She whispered, Let's just say it's a pecking order.

Let's talk about it. Air that shit out baby. Tell me all about it. Every ronchy dirty embarrassing thing you've done. What you did. What it is. Let it out baby.

A cheating husband came home late, expecting his wife to be asleep. Instead, she was sitting on the couch, wearing lingerie. He exclaimed, "Wow, you look stunning! What's the occasion. She smiled and said, "I'm celebrating our anniversary. of you cheating on me. He stuttered, "Wh-what do you mean. She replied, "I've been keeping track. You've had 12 affairs. Tonight, I'm having affair number 13 with a professional. [Loop]

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