

Prompt / Lyrics
Ho, Ho, Ho let’s go! Ho, Ho, Ho let’s go Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight It’s been a while call your parents tonight Put down the game, you have no shame now Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Tell them you’re thankful They didn’t give you to Uncle Franco You turned out better than cousin Edgar Who lives in prison watching his back on Christmas nights merry Christmas Call your parents tonight It’s been a while since they have seen you smile. Since they found that thing under your bed. Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Let ’em know you’re still around Thinking of ’em While you’re fleeing the streets of Boston again. merry Christmas Call your parents tonight Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight It’s been a while, since they’ve seen your smile Merry Christmas, call your parents tonight Tell ’em you’re thankful that didn’t sell you They did what they could and you turned out crooked But mostly good merry Christmas Call your parents tonight
Tags
fast, chant-heavy, dumb-smart, (Ramones-style) New York punk rock, Tempo: ~160–176 BPM Time Signature: 4/4, drum 2 & 4
1:29
No
12/25/2025