(Intro — dramatic hype voice)
Yo… why every hallway sound like a horror movie now?
Every corner I turn—
“SSSSPIVEYYYYY…”
(Beat drops)
(Chorus)
“Spiveyyyy!” yeah she yellin’ through the hallway,
Turn around twice like “girl no way,”
Kristin Haddad poppin’ up every single day,
Lisp so strong got echoes in the stairway.
“Spiveyyyy!” from the lunch line to the gym,
I be hidin’ in the crowd but she still spot him,
One second peace, next second chaos,
Hear “Sssspivey!” and I instantly take off.
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(Verse 1)
Walked in first period, tryna mind my business,
Heard a tiny “thpivey” like a ghost in the distance,
Turn around slow like a scene in a thriller,
Why Kristin appear like a side quest villain?
In the cafeteria she slid with the tray,
Talkin’ bout “Thpivey why you walk away?”
I said “girl chill, I’m just grabbin’ my fries,”
She yelled “SPIVEY!” and the whole room got quiet.
Now the football team laughin’, teachers look confused,
Principal peeped out like “what’s all the commotion, dude?”
I dipped left fast, thought I finally escaped,
Then I hear “THPIVEY!” from across the dang gate.
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(Chorus)
“Spiveyyyy!” yeah she yellin’ through the hallway,
Turn around twice like “girl no way,”
Kristin Haddad poppin’ up every single day,
Lisp so strong got echoes in the stairway.
“Spiveyyyy!” from the parking lot at night,
Windows rolled down hear it echo at the light,
Thought I was safe till she popped up beside me,
Talkin’ bout “why you always runnin’, Thpivey?”
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(Verse 2)
I was hidin’ in the library behind a bookshelf,
Thought I finally got a minute to myself,
Then a whisper hit my soul from the back aisle,
“Thpiveyyyy…” yeah I almost lost my mind.
She got radar, GPS, thermal vision too,
Could find me in a blizzard with one busted shoe,
At this point I think the universe playin’,
Everywhere I go I hear my last name sayin’.
Tried disguises — hoodie, shades, fake hat,
She still pulled up like “I know where you at,”
I said “Kristin how you always know the move?”
She said “Thpivey… I got nothin’ to do.”
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(Bridge — funny dramatic singing)
No matter where I hiiiiide,
She appears right by my sideeee,
Like a NPC on max difficulty,
Yellin’ “SSSPIVEYYYY!” aggressively.
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(Final Chorus)
“Spiveyyyy!” now the whole school say it,
Every time I walk by everybody replay it,
Kristin Haddad started somethin’ legendary,
Now I hear “Spivey!” even in my dang dreams.
“Spiveyyyy!” yeah I can’t even escape,
Hear it in the halls and the lunchroom break,
If you see me runnin’ don’t ask me why—
Kristin in the back yellin’ “THPIVEYYYYY!” 🎤
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