Keyboard Warrior Parade

[Intro - (bass funky masuk, ketukan marching band pelan)]
Ooh-woo!
March, tap, fight online, baby!
Welcome to the keyboard parade!
[Verse 1 - (rap sing-along style)]
Pagi-pagi, layar nyala,
Komentar pedas, drama bermula.
Sok paling tau, lidah berbisa,
Tapi sembunyi, muka tak ada. (where you at?)
Jempol menari, hati terbakar,
Teriak keras, sembunyi di layar,
Kalau ketemu? langsung minggir,
Di dunia nyata... kamu kabur! (bye!)
[Pre-Chorus - (build-up sing with gang vocals)]
Hey kamu, oh kamu,
Jagoan layar tipu-tipu,
Teriak terus, makin seru,
(Just noise, no clue!)
[Chorus - (super catchy, easy chant)]
Ini parade, parade, parade!
(clap clap!)
Keyboard warrior parade!
(shout it out!)
Typing keras, hatinya rapuh,
(bang bang! cry cry!)
Ini parade, parade, parade!
(march on!)
Keyboard warrior parade!
(no face, no pride!)
[Drop]
[Verse 2 - (rap-groove, ringan dan playful)]
Capslock aktif, fakta ngaco,
Debat kusir tiap hari nonstop.
Semangat tinggi, otak low-bat,
Ngaku pahlawan, padahal sesat! (oops!)
Post story, spread glory,
Penuh teori, zero glory,
Real life? Sunyi sekali,
Tapi online, berani sekali! (yeah!)
[Pre-Chorus]
Hey kamu, oh kamu,
Jagoan layar tipu-tipu,
Teriak terus, makin seru,
(Just noise, no clue!)
[Chorus - (repeat, chant louder)]
Ini parade, parade, parade!
(clap clap!)
Keyboard warrior parade!
(shout it out!)
Typing keras, hatinya rapuh,
(bang bang! cry cry!)
Ini parade, parade, parade!
(march on!)
Keyboard warrior parade!
(no face, no pride!)
[Bridge / Rap Break - (lebih singkat dan hooky)]
March to the left! (left!)
March to the right! (right!)
Typing harder! (harder!)
But nothing's right! (nothing!)
Boom boom tap tap,
No soul, just clap clap!
Shout louder! (louder!)
Fight dumber! (dumber!)
[Final Chorus - Hyper Energi]
Ini parade, parade, parade!
(jump jump!)
Keyboard warrior parade!
(scream it loud!)
Typing keras, hatinya rapuh,
(bang bang! cry cry!)
Ini parade, parade, parade!
(spin around!)
Keyboard warrior parade!
(no face, no pride! no soul inside!)
[Outro - (musik funky fade out sambil ketukan marching drum makin pelan)]
Selamat bergabung...
Di parade tanpa akhir...
Keyboard Warrior Parade.
(klik... klik... klik...)

Funk Rock, Satirical Indie Pop, Rap Rock, Male Vocals, indie rock, street slang, acid rap, memphis phonk, Boys Band