The Position Specialist!

He’s got a hood and a torch in his hand,
Sparks flying bright like a one-man band,
Flat on the floor or high in the air,
He’ll weld it tight like he just don’t care.

Sideways, uphill, or upside down,
Burning that rod while he’s laying a crown,
People walk by and they shake their head,
“How’s he do that?” is what they said.

(Pre-Chorus)
He can do it left, he can do it right,
Upside down in the dead of night,
Flat or vertical, rain or snow,
Any position—he’s good to go!

In a tight spot squeezed between the beams,
Making it work like mechanical dreams,
Gravity’s lost but he’s still in control,
Steady hand and a rock-solid soul.

From pipelines long to a rusty old gate,
He’ll fix it strong, make it looking first-rate,
Rain or shine, he’ll still get it done,
Helmet drops—now the real fun’s begun.

(Pre chorus)
He don’t mind if it’s high or low,
Fast or slow, he’ll steal the show,
Sideways, backwards—take your pick,
Any position… yeah, he’s that slick.

So if it’s crooked, broken, or out of line,
Call that welder, he’ll make it fine,
Any position, he’s ready to go,
That’s just a skill every pro will show.

(Bridge)
Flip the hood down, let the world fade black,
Just a puddle of steel and a steady hand track,
Crackle and glow in a blue-white light,
Turning rough edges smooth and tight.
Helmet down, now he’s in the zone,
Sparks flying wild like a firework show,
Twist and turn, he don’t even care,
“Any position?” — yeah, he’s been there.

(Chorus)
He can do it left, he can do it right,
Upside down in the dead of night,
Flat or vertical, rain or snow,
Any position—he’s good to go!
He don’t mind if it’s high or low,
Fast or slow, he’ll steal the show,
Sideways, backwards—take your pick,
Any position… yeah, he’s that slick.

Strong elements of: swing and jump-blues (horn-driven, danceable feel) 
humorous vibe
Male singers