My Dad's a Pokémon Master

Dad's a Snorlax, snoozin’ till noon,

But when he wakes up, he’s a Typhlosion in the room.

Cooks Magikarp breakfast, flips it in the pan,

Champion belt on, he’s the Machamp man.

He’s my Pikachu spark, my trainer in the fight,

Keeps me grounded like Onix, but soaring like a Kite.

Through tall grass, through caves, through the stormy night,

Dad’s my Pokémon Master, my guiding light.

Wears a cap backward, Ash Ketchum on the stroll,

Throws life lessons at me, Pokéballs to my soul.

Eevee with the options, evolves when I choose,

Dad’s the Rare Candy when I’m feelin’ the blues.

Badge collector, gym leader of the house,

Team Rocket might test, but he’ll quiet that louse.

Professor Oak vibes, with wisdom to spare,

Every move he makes, got that fatherly flair.

He’s my Pikachu spark, my trainer in the fight,

Keeps me grounded like Onix, but soaring like a Kite.

Through tall grass, through caves, through the stormy night,

Dad’s my Pokémon Master, my guiding light.

When I’m in trouble, he’s my Hyper Potion,

Fixes every wound, sets the wheels in motion.

A Mewtwo mind, sharp, rare and unique,

Teaching me Flamethrower words when I need to speak.