Every time I’m hungry, tryin’ to choose a place to go,
I ask my lovely wife and she just smiles and says, “I don’t know.”
But little does she tell me, there’s a secret that she keeps—
A magic spot that’s hidden where the food is chef’s-kiss sweet.
(Pre-Chorus)
Golden menus in the moonlight,
Reservations always full,
But somehow she gets us seated—
Yeah, my baby’s powerful.
(Chorus)
Welcome to I Don’t Know,
The best restaurant in the world, don’t you know?
They serve “whatever you want,” cooked just right,
With a side of “I’m fine” and “babe, you decide.”
Yeah, we dine at I Don’t Know,
Michelin stars in the way that she glows—
And when I ask her where she wants to eat,
She just says, “I don’t know”… and that’s where we go.
(Verse 2)
The waiter knows her order even when she doesn’t speak,
The chef prepares perfection seven days a week.
Their signature dish is mystery, dessert’s a big surprise,
But somehow it’s always exactly what she had in mind.
(Pre-Chorus)
No need for reservations,
We get in every single time,
’Cause her answer is the password—
Just whisper that famous line.
(Chorus)
Welcome to I Don’t Know,
The best restaurant in the world, don’t you know?
They serve “whatever you want,” cooked just right,
With a side of “I’m fine” and “babe, you decide.”
Yeah, we dine at I Don’t Know,
Michelin stars in the way that she glows—
And when I ask her where she wants to eat,
She just says, “I don’t know”… and that’s where we go.
(Bridge)
Maybe someday she’ll choose a place,
Maybe she’ll shock me and say a name…
But till that day, I’ll take her hand—
Back to the restaurant of no-plan fame.
(Final Chorus)
Welcome to I Don’t Know,
The hottest little spot that nobody owns.
Where the menu’s eternal and the choices are free,
And the only rule is: she decides secretly.
Yeah, we dine at I Don’t Know,
The place that somehow always steals the show—
So when I ask her where she wants to eat…
She just says, “I don’t know,”
And baby, that’s good with me.
