

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Scrolling late at night again Looking through a thousand friends Every face a perfect smile Every page a different style Then the comments start to glow Same five lines I always know Different names but same old tone Talking like a megaphone ⸻ (Pre-Chorus) Something in the room feels strange Every voice begins the same Every stranger says hello Like a script they all just know ⸻ (Chorus) Hey where you from? Hey add me on Telegram Hey how old are you tonight Hey are you single? Hey are you married? Hey maybe we should talk all night I came here just to laugh a bit Watch a dog or two But now I’m stuck in comment threads With bots and maybe you ⸻ (Verse 2) Crypto prophets in my feed Selling dreams I do not need Perfect models saying hi With the same four pickup lines Every king of TikTok fame Has ten thousand fans with numbers for names Every cheer that fills the room Sounds like one guy in costume ⸻ (Bridge) Hello dear Nice to meet you Send me message private now Hello dear Nice to meet you Send me message private now ⸻ (Final Chorus) Hey where you from? Hey add me on Telegram Hey how old are you tonight Hey are you single? Hey are you married? Hey maybe we should talk all night I’m not scared of A-I dreams Or clever machines Just the ones chasing money With a million fake human beings
Tags
Indie satire rock, dry guitars, catchy groove, sarcastic song about TikTok bots asking “hey where you from add me
2:34
No
3/10/2026