Hey, where you from?

(Verse 1)
Scrolling late at night again
Looking through a thousand friends
Every face a perfect smile
Every page a different style

Then the comments start to glow
Same five lines I always know
Different names but same old tone
Talking like a megaphone

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(Pre-Chorus)

Something in the room feels strange
Every voice begins the same
Every stranger says hello
Like a script they all just know

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(Chorus)

Hey where you from?
Hey add me on Telegram
Hey how old are you tonight

Hey are you single?
Hey are you married?
Hey maybe we should talk all night

I came here just to laugh a bit
Watch a dog or two
But now I’m stuck in comment threads
With bots and maybe you

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(Verse 2)

Crypto prophets in my feed
Selling dreams I do not need
Perfect models saying hi
With the same four pickup lines

Every king of TikTok fame
Has ten thousand fans with numbers for names
Every cheer that fills the room
Sounds like one guy in costume

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(Bridge)

Hello dear
Nice to meet you
Send me message private now

Hello dear
Nice to meet you
Send me message private now

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(Final Chorus)

Hey where you from?
Hey add me on Telegram
Hey how old are you tonight

Hey are you single?
Hey are you married?
Hey maybe we should talk all night

I’m not scared of A-I dreams
Or clever machines
Just the ones chasing money
With a million fake human beings

Indie satire rock, dry guitars, catchy groove, sarcastic song about TikTok bots asking “hey where you from add me