Hey, where you from?

(Verse 1)

Scrolling late at night again

Looking through a thousand friends

Every face a perfect smile

Every page a different style

Then the comments start to glow

Same five lines I always know

Different names but same old tone

Talking like a megaphone

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(Pre-Chorus)

Something in the room feels strange

Every voice begins the same

Every stranger says hello

Like a script they all just know

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(Chorus)

Hey where you from?

Hey add me on Telegram

Hey how old are you tonight

Hey are you single?

Hey are you married?

Hey maybe we should talk all night

I came here just to laugh a bit

Watch a dog or two

But now I’m stuck in comment threads

With bots and maybe you

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(Verse 2)

Crypto prophets in my feed

Selling dreams I do not need

Perfect models saying hi

With the same four pickup lines

Every king of TikTok fame

Has ten thousand fans with numbers for names

Every cheer that fills the room

Sounds like one guy in costume

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(Bridge)

Hello dear

Nice to meet you

Send me message private now

Hello dear

Nice to meet you

Send me message private now

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(Final Chorus)

Hey where you from?

Hey add me on Telegram

Hey how old are you tonight

Hey are you single?

Hey are you married?

Hey maybe we should talk all night

I’m not scared of A-I dreams

Or clever machines

Just the ones chasing money

With a million fake human beings