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A prayer for the clutzes of the world.

[Opera male singer

Dear god,

Please watch over the clutzy people of the world. They are the Ones that can't walk without stumbling on their own feet.

The ones that are hazard zones. Can't stay at hotel without destroying it by accident with their knee. The ones that accidentally find all the black ice in the parking lot and end up breaking a vertebrae from The fall and end up being out of work for months.

They are the ones that catch every cold that's out there. Catch laryngitis at the worst times. Buys sore throat cough drop lozenges instead of stuff that helps drainage. Then complain nothing works.

Slam fingers in doors by accident. Constantly Makes unwise decisions. Frequent car accidents.

They run into every corner and trip over ever crack. Always seem like they need help. They need huge linebacker angels watching over them.

Aaaamen