Legend of Big Ruki

Yo, big Ruki in the place, never outdone

Hairy and proud, man, he's second to none

Roy Davis Jr, the man with the plan

Fixing planes, flying high, he's the man

Loves the color red, standing out bright

Eating wings, tacos, noodles late at night

Farts like a thunder, but he's still the king

Plump Rue, the legend, hear the angels sing

Hairy armpits, chest, he's got that flair

Unlike anyone, nobody else compares

They don’t make 'em like Big Ruki no more

The best, the real, he's got that core

Farting and fixing, he’s got the groove

In his own league, he’s got nothing to prove

From Chick-fil-A to ramen, eating with pride

Big Ruki's the hero we keep inside

Hairy, lovable, he's one of a kind

Forever in our hearts, etched in time

Yeah, Roy Davis Jr, the legend lives on

Big Ruki, the star, till the dawn

They don’t make ‘em like him anymore

Keep shining bright, forever soar