Intro]
(Spoken)
Yo, this ain’t just some friendly family fight,
Granny’s about to learn who’s runnin’ shit tonight!
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[Verse 1]
I rolled in the room, saw her sittin’ in her chair,
Crooked glasses, old-ass bones, like she owns the air.
She gave me that look, all smug and wise,
But I snatched that stick and caught her by surprise.
She goes, "Boy, don’t you fuckin' try me, I swear!"
But I swung that cane like I didn’t care,
'Cause Granny got bold, she crossed the line,
Now I’m the king, and she’s payin’ the fine!
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[Chorus]
I beat my grandma with her fuking stick,
She talked big shit, but I swung real quick!
Now she’s down on the ground, talkin' tough,
But she messed with the wrong one—I’ve had enough!
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[Verse 2]
She pushed herself up, tried to fight back twice,
Throwin’ shade like daggers, cold as ice,
But I’m done with her shit, no holdin’ me down,
I’m swingin’ her cane while she screams in town!
"Where’s your granddaddy now?" I yelled with a laugh,
She’s reachin’ for her damn Life Alert, like that’ll last.
Nah, Grandma, ain’t no callin’ for help,
You brought this fight, now you feelin’ it yourself!
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[Chorus]
I beat my grandma with her fucking stick,
She came for me, but I’m too damn slick!
Now I’m the boss of this room, takin’ no lip,
Grandma got served, that’s the fin' tip!
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[Bridge]
She tried a low blow, so I hit her hard,
F*** love, old lady, this is war in the yard!
She gasped, "Boy, you’ll regret this night,"
But I tightened my grip, swung that cane just right!
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[Verse 3]
Knocked her walker to the wall, hear it slam,
Her bingo crew screamin’ like “Oh, damn!”
She threw cash at me, tried to call it quits,
But I laughed, "Too late, Granny, you started this sh*t!"
She thought she was queen, but I own this throne,
Grandma tried to rule, now she’s left alone.
Her dentures cracked, her pride now broke,
She knows damn well this ain’t a joke!
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[Chorus]
I beat my grandma with her f***ing stick,
She ran her mouth, now she’s feelin’ sick.
Left her on the floor, gaspin’ for breath,
Mess with me again? That’s playin' with death.
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[Verse 4]
Oh, you thought I’d stop? Nah, I’m just gettin’ started,
Grandma wanted smoke, now her pride’s departed.
She tried throwin' her damn slipper my way,
But I tossed it right back, "Not today, okay?"
The neighbors called cops, family’s freakin' out,
But I’m the f***in’ king here, ain’t no doubt.
She crawls for the door, I’m still on the attack,
Swingin’ that stick, ain’t holdin' back!
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[Chorus]
I beat my grandma with her f***ing stick,
Left her there humbled, defeated, tricked.
She wanted respect, but got a smackdown instead,
Now she knows who rules this spread!
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[Outro]
So let this be a warning to the grannies out there,
Mess with your kin, you better f***in' beware!
It’s all love, but I don’t play soft,
Cross me again, and you’re gettin’ dropped!
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